Thursday, June 23, 2011

Pas Kedah's Stinging In The Gain?

There are reasons why pas of the old used to criticize entertainment dens, there are reasons why the previous Kedah State Governments limited the number of entertainment premises in Kedah. Of course, we are sure that the present Kedah pas government have their own reasons why they increased the number of entertainment premises in Alor Setar, Sungai Petani and even Kulim.

One of the unspoken reason is the terribly open secret of Kedah pas government being broke. After all the honeymoon, they really need to refill their coffers...hmmm, I wonder where all the money from the timber industry went to? Well, I'm sure it can't be worse than spending the millions sent for Kedah agriculture sector by the Federal Government by opening 7 hectares of banana plantation, eh Azizan?

Well, among the worst reasons were stated by Phahrolrazi, yes, when he said that entertainment centers permits were given because there a demand for it. I understand that entertainment taukehs are still laughing about it to the bank.

With more entertainment outlets sprouting up in Alor Setar, is there any surprise to the news cutting below:

Pusat karaoke di Kota Setar yang diserbu pada Jumaat lalu selepas didakwa turut menyediakan khidmat seks.

KUALA LUMPUR - Rungutan orang ramai mengenai gelagat wanita warga asing yang bekerja sebagai pegawai perhubungan pelanggan (GRO) yang didakwa turut menawarkan khidmat seks di sebuah pusat karaoke di Kota Setar, Kedah sejak setahun lalu mungkin berakhir apabila 18 pelacur warga asing itu dicekup dalam satu serbuan khas pada Jumaat lalu.

Satu sumber dari Cawangan Perjudian, Kongsi Gelap dan Maksiat (D7) berkata, sebelum serbuan pada pukul 11.45 malam polis menerima banyak aduan mengenai kehadiran wanita-wanita berpakaian seksi dan mengenakan solekan tebal berpelesiran dalam premis itu bermula pada waktu petang untuk memancing pelanggan-pelanggan masuk ke pusat hiburan itu.

Kegiatan wanita warga asing itu didakwa orang ramai mengganggu 'persekitaran' di kawasan sekitar selain menjejaskan imej Kota Setar.

Berikutan itu, sumber itu berkata, seramai 20 anggota termasuk 10 pegawai menyerbu pusat hiburan itu dan menahan 18 wanita dipercayai pelacur dan 35 pelanggan yang berada di dalam pusat hiburan itu.

"Ketika serbuan, sebahagian daripada pelacur sedang ghairah melayan pelanggan masing-masing," kata sumber itu ketika dihubungi Kosmo! di sini semalam.

Sumber itu memberitahu, 18 warga asing yang ditahan melibatkan seorang warga Myanmar dan 17 lagi wanita China masing-masing berusia 20 hingga 30-an.

Ujian saringan air kencing yang dilakukan terhadap 35 pelanggan berusia antara 23 hingga 58 tahun yang ditahan mendapati sepuluh daripada mereka positif dadah.

Wanita warga asing didakwa menawarkan khidmat seks kepada pelanggannya dengan mengenakan bayaran RM45 sejam.

"Pelacur boleh dibawa pulang ke rumah atau dibawa ke hotel untuk khidmat seks.

"Malah pelanggan juga boleh menggunakan bilik di pusat karaoke untuk mendapat khidmat seks," katanya dengan memberitahu pusat karaoke itu mempunyai 14 buah bilik.

Difahamkan, premis tersebut telah diserbu dua kali oleh polis.

Pusat hiburan itu mempunyai lesen dan ia dimiliki seorang penduduk tempatan.

Not bad, enter these premises, you'll be treated to a buffet line, and we're not talking about food here. Not to mention, they also have tapau (take-away) service as well; whichever you want, you can always take one, or a few (depending if you can knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone twice in 20 minutes) to your designated place of stay. I wonder they serve guys too, if you get my drift?

Pas will never have any second thoughts about this, they always know that pas never had any hint of Islam in their party. Yes, yes, they can bandage their head with turbans or towel from Grand Continental, it still doesn't make them Islamic. Three years of pas rule - no improvement for the Muslims, more entertainment outlets that sells liquor...hmmm, now that we can see how much vice is in demand, maybe pas can set up a brothel too. I'm sure the money's good. Nothing to worry about, if people complaint that it's not Islamic, just tell them that this is the new era of the Pas Erdogans. Some wrinkled goats like n.ajis will agree of course. Why not? He's been an MB to Serambi Maksiat for the past few decades.

Oh yes, can somebody tell phahrolrazi to stop this entertainment outlet nonsense? I don't think we'll get VIP customers like Mr Y to start patronizing. Our hotels are too small, and everybody knows everybody here; yes, very difficult. But I'm sure that if he does, always make sure the state provides complimentary towel, toothbrush and mineral water for him. We understand that we did complaint about the state economy that has been grounded to a halt for the past 2 years, and we understand that people now have no need to drive to Thailand anymore for entertainment and women (or men), but this is hardly the right way to regenerate the economy.

So, Was kommt als nächstes, pas?

Monday, June 20, 2011

Gemilang Pas Erdogan

With Pas kissing Islam goodbye and embraces the wonderful and luxurious turmeric world of anwarisme, along with pluralisme and...well, anything that anwar says, we hereby pay tribute to the new pas, headed by the turmeric marinated anwar-backed (no, not literally) erdogans:

Monday, June 13, 2011

The Impotance Of Wanting Needs

In many parts of Kedah back in the 1970s, people used to know pas as a group of terrorists who stels shoes and slippers when UMNO members were having meeting inside one of their leaders' houses. There was a time when pas claimed that they are more Islamic than Islam. There were times when pas fought for the basic human rights such as freedom to practise their religion, democracy and election...wait, that existed even just before Independence...what the heck were they complaining about? Most times pas kedah showed the people of Kedah that they are nothing but hot air. In 2008, pas began their rule over Kedah and proven themselves to be who they are always: hot air.

Hey, what are you complaining about? You don't expect me to lie, do you? If lies are what you want to hear, you are free to attend anwar ibrahim, mahfuz and/or mat sapu's ceramahs.

I remember the days when pas used to criticize the vice activities and entertainment outlets that sell liquor. Also included was how the state government love to waste money on social activities that encourages vice. Now that they're ruining...oops...running the state, they made the necessary changes that they've always fought for: more karaoke bars, more pubs, more social activities at night and no religious program....hold it! Shouldn't they be doing the reverse of it? Or did I read the program wrong? No, it's corrent. There are more emtertainment outlets and bars under pas than 50 years of Barisan rule put together.

You can drive all around Alor Setar and Sungai Petani and think that you are somewhere in Sadao. Karaoke bars sprouted like mushrooms. You might think they're illegal, but they're not - the state issued permits for them., along with the rights to sell and serve liquor. If UMNO does, there'll be a roadshow by pas, but since it's pas, I guess, in the religion of pas, it is okay.

The explanation by the MB-heir-apparent, Phahrolrazi is quite perplexing when compared to what the scenario in Kedah since 2008. Phahrolrazi said that the karaoke bars with liquor are permitted "in accordance to the needs."

We would love to ask the future head-cheese on the other needs but never given the time by him and the rest of the goons in pas Kedah, but then again, we wouldn't want him to injure himself by thinking, so let's look into some of the basic ones.

We will always need water. Kedah has one of the largest water reserves in the peninsular, and provides Penang and Perlis as well...without them paying a single cent. But why is water supply so bad since 2008? Nobody is asking for better tasting water, or free water (hmmm, why not); all Kedahans want is water, clean and pure, with good pressure flowing through their plumbings for their daily needs. All Kedahans got was an increase by 25% in water tariffs with the same amount of crappy service. Maybe the clowns at SADA should have the water supply to their houses rationed, then they will understand what Kedahans are talking about. Yes, yes, I know that liquors are liquid too, but putting the obvious religios factor aside, I still feel that it's wrong to bathe, wash and clean with anything that is below 90% proof alcohol. The smell might not be tolerayed either and smokers might find themselves in danger of spontaneos combustion.

Many Kedahans felt proud when DYMM Yang Dipertuan Agung made a royal visit to Kedah. Many more are happier to see damages in the road fixed overnight after 3 years of nothingness from the state government. Luckily, the Federal Government allocated funds to the state for the royal visit. Unbelievably, in all the area involved, thrash were taken on time, and in some cases, before the household can even manage to fill their trash can with garbage. Pot-holes disappeared, Uneven roads that used to be puddle-laden disappeared and even illegal stalls that usually litters the area vanished. For those few days, those Kedahans felt like they were back in the times when pas was nothing but a foul stench...although they still are stinking themselves up. Fix the roads, Kedahans are tired having to fix their tyres and suspensions for their vehicles.

We understand that the road from DYMM Sultan Kedah's palace to Wisma Darulaman is well maintained, but we noticed that the road from the MB's house is too. He should be more public-minded, then again, we don't want to rouse him from his 14-hour nap.

Who knows whether the MB-designate Phahrolrazi really knows what he's talking about. The needs and wants of people are 2 different matters. Is karaoke bars a need or a want? Nasic ameneties should be in the prime numeral in following up in what Kedahans needs. A state exco should know what people's basic needs, we don't need mahfuz and/or anwar. The 2 basic needs listed are still nowhere resolved and pas is already in the 4th year of rule. We didn't even touch on crime, economy and religion yet. Well, maybe you are learning so much from your would-be predecessor, or mentor, Azizan. In that case, sweet dreams, and sorry to disturb your sleep. You can always try Azizan's private chambers at Kulim Hi-Tech, the bed is extremely comfy.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Of 4 Witnesses and Pas' Dense Mentality

Since the first anwar sodomy case back in 1998, pas and pkr kept demanding for 4 witnesses, claiming that by having 4 reliable witnesses is the only true Islamic way. Even though explained by some in the past, they keep turning a blind eye and a deaf ear, claiming that the person explaining is not a "person qualified".

Anyway, below is a video of Ustaz Kazim Elias Al-Hafiz explaining the whther one can be accused or prosecuted of "Zina" without 4 witnesses. We would invite pakatan members to watch this, although we know there are those who have already rejected this even before they listen to the explanation. Maybe they should try putting religion in front of political ideology, then maybe they have a shred of a clue to what is being explained.

I know, I know, the first question that comes to pas/pkr's minds is: From which party is this Ustaz Kazim from? If he is nowhere from pas, then Ustaz Kazim will be rejected, not on the basis of religion, but on politics. We've seen that before anyway. Strange thing; how come pas never asks for 4 credible witnesses if anybody from UMNO is accused? In fact, why do they bother about anything Syariah, they're not an Islamic party anymore, what with the erdogans holding the reins of the party.

Don't you think that somebody who claims to be ulamas such as n.ajis and hadi (no. no mahfuz!) should already know what Ustaz Kazim is talking about?

Maybe that's why most of pas kedah members flock more to the ever increasing number of karaoke bars in Alor Setar and Sungai Petani. Hey, they say that the karaoke bars are Islamic because they at least have karaoke songs of Raihan and Rabbani.

Every now and then, I do wish pas members would start thinking with their head, instead of their...errr...part located behind where waste is expelled...they should know what it is, they're ruled by somebody who loves it.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Viva Partai Anwar Semalaysia - Erdogans Have Landed

Two years ago, at the end of the muktamar, we did predict that Erdogans will never stay put after their defeat.

Looks like they did it. I wouldn't say much of a clean victory with anwar's sticky fingers shoved up deep in their campaign. For weeks we have heard it from almost every state, pas grassroots complaining of money politics and malicious tactics being used at the divisional and state level party nominations. This time, they threw so many candidates to break up the votes, and even the dap-backed jabberwocky...yes, nizar was in the fray. I refer to news article :Mat Sabu is new PAS deputy

Even mahfuz is now in the central committee, which Kedahans know too well that he'll be using that heavily in lobbying for the Kedah Menteri Besar seat. Still, Azizan is also there, so, expect a torrid bashing between them soon, which of course, will be joined Amirudin as well.

We are still wondering how a guy like mat sabu can be a a deputy president of a party that supposedly stands for Islam...but then again, we did stress the word "supposedly." Mat sabu, the very man who bestowed the title of "Al-Juburi" to anwar is now anwar's service provider. That must be one of the biggest things that make people go "Hmmm..." An Islamic party with a deputy president whose knowledge on Islam is like a puddle in the desert, but hey, the end of days are coming up, how can that surprise us.

By now we can say goodbye to pas' fight for Islamic nation. How now brown cow? Well, with the erdogans victory, pkr and dap can be assured that pas will never ever be an obstacle in their path again. Dap's anti-Islam rally can proceed without any mosquitoes buzzing in their ears. Of course, they might've forgotten the might of devout Muslims in Malaysia.

Is it surprising that with their victory, one of their first war rally is to condemn the sex video which implicated anwar ibrahim (allegedly)? In fact, we can expect more violent demos participated by pas at the behest of anwar after this...pkr members might not have to disguise themselves anymore.

Anwar can pat himself on the back now, he is now controlling the fast-diminishing pkr and the fast-becoming-non-Islamic pas. Quite an achievement for a guy who is not even a member of both parties. All in good time for a pakatan which is controlled by dap. For pas, they have kissed Islam goodbye and take the plunge with anwar and his sponsors, along with the one-eyed.

Update 6th June 2011

I met a friend who had just returned from Kuala Lumpur/ He is a staunch pas supporter ever since we were back in our high school days. Despite all that, we are still the best of friends as both of us believe that politics should never interfere relations among Muslims. Being one of some committee member under pas Kedah, he was the observer during the division and state nominations. As I suspected, even he was totally shocked at how the Mulktamar went.

"Now even Hadi has to bow to anwar," he told me, still shaking his head, "Left and right, Nasha was attacked on the basis of the unity government talks."

He was also bitter on how the nominations went, which he described as "the dirtiest tactics ever employed, and in many ways, even UMNO can never top that."

"With the erdogans on top, how will pas ever fight for Islam and the Muslims?" he said.

"What do you mean by that?" I asked, although I already suspected his answer.

"Mat Sabu as VP? He can only talk, but what does he know about religion? That's like telling a truck driver to pilot a plane."

The ulama faction are still in a state of disbelief with the results, and they have a strage collective feeling that they will be ousted sooner or later. The erdogans have championed rights which so far, have gone against what Muslims in Malaysia want. The use of Allah's name by other religions, right to Muslims to convert; I wonder what other things will carried out by anwar through his group, now that the ulama faction is slowly drowning their way out.

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