Sex Tape: Ripples From The Political Tear Duct

The first 3 months of 2011 has proven to be a year of living...I wouldn't say dangerously, inconveniently is more precise for anwar ibrahim. The admission of the three items for DNA samplings and now, the sex video that allegedly linked to him. Linked? Well, it was alleged to involve him doing the...umm..hunk-a-chunk-a, or the wild mambo, or whatever one might term it as.

Talking to a bunch of anwar supporters in Kedah is not really going to help anwar's case. As one of his hardcore supporters said, "This is pure (cow's droppings), anwar is gay! How can he be (ring-a-ding-dong) a woman?" Really? Anwar is married with kids, how can his own supporter be such a klutz?

Anyway, back to the main story, the reports on the sex video was hardly that hot when anwar suddenly called for a press conference and categorically denied that he was the stud in the video. As usual, he made light of the event, telling everybody that the man was physically different than him, especially in the tummy. Johari Abdul corroborated in his own press statement about anwar's skin tone and ass...I wonder why. Come to think of it, has johari abdul seen anwar naked before? That might just put me off my dinner...and supper...and the next morning's breakfast. But somehow, as residents in Sungai Petani have always stated, "It's johari abdul, since when has he ever said anything that's true?"

So incensed are the pakatan leaders and supporters that they even held a Solat Hajat session at Stadium Malawati. Well, to those who prayed for the truth to reveal itself, PDRM has confirmed that the video is legit, undoctored. That's part of the truth that has arrived, but of course, pakatan being pakatan, that'll sure be thrown out of their windows because it does not favor them. Like a friend of mine said, "pakatan's Solat Hajat's objective is to pray that God approves whatever they want to be deemed as the truth as the ultimate truth, and it has to be on their side always." They should realize that truth favors no-one and God chooses how the truth should prevail on God's own terms.

About the tummy, anwar demonstrated how his tummy is flat unlike the man in the video. That should end there, but Zulkifli Nordin's blog revealed that anwar wears a "barut" or a type of corset that is worn to protect one's injured back. It's true he demonstrated to the media, but he never took his shirt off. Of course, we have to wait until the police finish their investigation, now that the video and the watch are in their hands. Wait...if the watch has been submitted to PDRM, what about wan azizah? Isn't she supposed to be the one holding it safe? Tweetering? Anwar has yet to explain his absence for 2 hours or so from the tweeting room. The world also awaits his answer to Syazril Eskay's 5 questions. Don't sweat it, anwar won't be answering in any time soon.

The ripples created by the sex video seem to hit everybody in pakatan. There are already a large number of pas leaders who wanted a Royal Commission to handle the investigation...well, their days of being pas leaders might be numbered because of this. Still, pas has to face the reality, the anti-anwar faction has made their voices louder.The dyspeptic DAP seems to be hit even worse than pkr for standing up for anwar. In reality, dap has always been the true one-eyed people. They look but they never see. They jumped up and down like a monkey with its tail burnt when they were told that they did the same thing before. Yes, I was talking about the infamous DP Vijendran (of MIC) video case more than 20 years ago. When the issue cropped up, as usual, the comedy duo of kit siang and karpal were at the fro, shouting how the video was a matter of public importance. Now, because it involves a man honored by his wife as "God's gift"...we still don't know to whom...the sex video is deemed "gutter politics." Funny they demanded that the Datuk Trio be arrested at once, but said nothing when they came out with Vijendran's sex video. But hey, that's dap, yes, those people whose struggles have been like the drains in Georgetown, what more can we expect from them? Double standard is a norm for them. Surprised? Don't be...why? Karpal is the same person who brought the anwar sex-scandal in the 1990s to the fore in the first place...and now he's in anwar's defense team.

Sex tape, the watch, Tweeter, corset, tummy etc etc...anwar's spin might be too much for him to handle even for himself. At first he said he never anybody called Syazril Eskay, then a press statement revealed that he does...I don't know, maybe anwar is not sure what he has stated and he has spun which led him spinning round and round. Maybe that's why he started talking about religion in his blog out of a sudden.

Truth will prevail.